tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67674936854854525292011-07-08T20:26:57.013+08:00kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-45890444637755890632010-06-27T01:36:00.002+08:002010-06-27T01:38:54.879+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">i will not using this blog anymore..so please visit to my new blog </span></b><a href="http://zaffzuh.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">http://zaffzuh.blogspot.com/</span></b></span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-4589044463775589063?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-42927668591634189232009-06-09T18:09:00.002+08:002009-06-09T18:10:42.184+08:00Guru : Kenapa awak lambat?<br />Shin Chan: Kerana sebuah papan tanda.<br />Guru: Papan tanda mana ?<br />Shin Chan: Yang ada tulisan, "Sekolah di hadapan, jalan pelahan."<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-<br /><br /><br />Guru: Shin Chan, Macam mana awak eja perkataan "BUAYA"?<br />Shin Chan: "B-O-O-W-A-Y-A"<br />Guru: Bukan, Salah tu.<br /><br />Shin Chan: Mungkin itu salah , tapi Cikgu tanya<br />saya macam mana saya mengeja nya, itu lah yang saya eja !<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<br />Guru: Apakah formula untuk air?<br />Shin Chan: "HIJKLMNO"!!<br />Guru: Apa yang awak cakap tu?<br />Shin Chan: Kankelmarin Cikgu kata H to O!<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<br /><br /><br />Guru: Shin Chan, Pergi ke Peta Dunia tu, cari dan tunjuk mana Amerika Utara.<br />Shin Chan: Di sini Cikgu, Shin Chan menunjukkan tepat kat Peta dunia yang<br />tergantung kat hadapan kelas!<br />Guru: Betul. Sekarang, Kelas, Beritahu saya siapa yang jumpa Amerika Utara?<br />Kelas: Shin Chan Cikgu!<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-<br /><br />Guru: Shin Chan, beritahu satu perkara penting yang kita tak ada 10<br />tahun dulu.<br />Shin Chan: Saya Cikgu!<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<br /><br /><br />Guru: Bagaimana kita boleh mengelak penyakait yang di sebabkan oleh<br />gigitan serangga?<br />Shin Chan: Jangan kena gigitserangga.<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*<br /><br /><br /><br />Guru: "Boleh tak sesiapa beritahu saya perkara yang kamu tahu berlaku<br />secara kebetulan?"<br />Shin Chan: "Cikgu, Ibu dan Bapa saya berkahwin pada hari yang sama,<br />pada masa yang sama dan juga pada waktu yang sama."<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<br /><br /><br /><br />Guru: Shin Chan, aneh sunggud stokin yang awak pakai ni, satu warna hijau berbintik hitam<br />dan satu lagi berwarna merah berbintik biru. !<br />Shin Chan: Ya betul Cikgu, memang nampak aneh, saya pun hairan kerana terdapat<br />sepasang lagi dengan warna yang sama kat rumah .<br /><br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<br /><br /><br />Guru: Sekarang, Shin Chan, Sebetulnya beritahu saya dengan jujur adakah<br />awak berdoa sebelum makan?<br />Shin Chan: Tidak Cikgu , Saya tak perlu buat begitu , kerana saya tahu<br />ibu saya adalah seorang tukang masak yang bagus.<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<br /><br /><br />Guru: Shin Chan, Karangan awak "Anjing saya" adalah sama seperti yang di<br />karang oleh Adik awak Adakah awak meniru kerja dia?<br />Shin Chan: Tidak Cikgu, iahanya lah anjing yang sama!<br /><br /><br />*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<br /><br />Guru: Siapakah orang yang kita panggil yang tak henti henti bercakap<br />tetapi orang tak berminat nak dengar?<br />Shin Chan: Seorang Guru, Cikgu! <br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-0161410389033707"; google_ad_width = 336; google_ad_height = 280; google_ad_format = "336x280_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_alternate_ad_url = "http://www.lawakjenaka.com/alternate.php"; google_ad_channel =""; google_color_border = "FAFAFA"; google_color_bg = "FAFAFA"; google_color_link = "006699"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "000000"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><script>window.google_render_ad(</script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-4292766859163418923?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-81872251333057861922009-06-09T18:00:00.001+08:002009-06-09T18:02:37.679+08:00<p>Sila jawab soalan yang diberi dan dibenarkan memilih jawapan lebih daripada satu atau menulis jawapan anda sendiri.</p> <p>jawapan betul = 2 markah, jawapan salah = -1 markah, tidak jawab = 0 markah.</p> <p><strong></strong></p> <p><strong>1. Siapakah ketua tentera Portugis yang menyerang Melaka pada tahun 1511?</strong></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">A: Alfonso D' Albuquequer </p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">B: Albontot D' Abukaki</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">C: Al apobondo nih</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">D: Alpa romeo<br /></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"><br /><strong>2. Apakah isi kandungan didalam perjanjian Pangkor?</strong></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">A: Tidak buleh sekodeng anak dara mandi.</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">B: Isterimu, isteriku jua, isteriku.. isterikulah.</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">C: Semua awek dalam Pangkor adalah milik ketua kampung. </p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">D: Semua orang boleh tempeleng ketua kampung.</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> </p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"><strong>3. Siapakah pegawai British di Sarawak?</strong></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">A: James Brook</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">B: James Beruk</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">C: Jem Tat Nenas</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">D: James Bond Tort<br /></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> </p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"><strong>4. Kenapa Hang Jebat mengamuk?</strong></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">A: Kerana mengetahui Hang Tuah mati dibunuh Soltan.</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">B: Aweknya dikebas datuk bendahara.</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">C: Kalah main takraw dengan anak buah Hang Kebun.</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">D: Terlalu meminati Bandi Amuk, sebab tu la mengamuk.</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> </p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"><strong>5. Siapakah nama isteri Parameswara?</strong></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">A: Parameswari</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">B: Parameswaja</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">C: Pramugari</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">D: Pramugara terlampau</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> </p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"><strong>6. Apakah motto yg dibawa oleh Jepun semasa penjajahannya ke atas Asia Tenggara?</strong></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">A: Asia untuk Asia</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">B: Asia Bagus</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">C: Motto Suzuki, Yamaha, Toyota, Honda.</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">D: Ajinomotto</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> </p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"><strong>7. Siapakah nama bapa Puteri Gunung Ledang?</strong></p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">A: Raja Gunung Kinabalu</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">B: Raja Gunung Ganang</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">C: Raja Gopal</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">D: Bukit Raja</p> <p dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;"> </p><br /><p>Masa yang diberi adalah 8 jam.</p> <p>Anda hanya boleh dibenarkan keluar dari dewan peperiksaan, 8 minit sebelum masa peperiksaan tamat.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-8187225133305786192?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-11084376097654325332009-06-08T02:49:00.002+08:002009-06-08T02:50:47.572+08:00Sekumpulan pelajar perubatan berkumpul untuk melihat seorang pensyarah melakukan pemeriksaan ke atas satu mayat..mereka berkumpul mengelilingi tempat mayat itu diletakkan..<br /><br />"Dalam bidang perubatan, ada 2 kualiti yang sgt penting untuk menjadi seorang doktor", kata pensyarah itu.<br /><br />"Pertama.., kamu semua tidak boleh jijik melihat mayat", katanya...sebagai contoh, pensyarah itu mencucuk satu jarinya ke dalam mulut mayat, menariknya semula dan menjilat jarinya itu.<br /><br />"Sekarang, cuba kamu buat", kata pensyarah itu.<br /><br />Selepas beberapa ketika, barulah mereka mengikut apa yang mereka lihat. Seorang demi seorang memasukkan jari ke mulut mayat dan menjilatnya. Apabila semua pelajar selesai, pensyarah itu memandang ke arah mereka dan berkata....<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Kualiti kedua yang sangat penting adalah pemerhatian yang tajam. Seperti tadi....saya memasukkan jari hantu tetapi menjilat jaritelunjuk.....</span><br /><br />SEKARANG.....TUMPUKAN PERHATIAN....PAHAM!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-1108437609765432533?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-16390148447791122802009-04-19T17:11:00.021+08:002009-06-09T00:24:05.811+08:00pada 18.04.09...kawad daerah krs telah diadakan di sekolah seri selayang dan taman selayang....kitorang pg larrr dgn harapan n cite2 tinggi budjet bleh larr dpat no 1 or2 kerr 3 kerr....tp kitorang dpat no5 jerr bg platun lelaki perempuan lak no 4.....haish saba jerr larr...nhh gbr2 dier...time kawad n selepas...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SeruAaJkoEI/AAAAAAAAAFk/7nA9g-atBIc/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Serv08jJUXI/AAAAAAAAAGU/wuwdFY03DP0/s320/10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326333202204807538" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SerxEnqjquI/AAAAAAAAAGk/_VbEp9QXSKw/s1600-h/13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SerxEnqjquI/AAAAAAAAAGk/_VbEp9QXSKw/s320/13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326334570988284642" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SerxdjIxXZI/AAAAAAAAAGs/diUXRKIe9mM/s1600-h/14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SerxdjIxXZI/AAAAAAAAAGs/diUXRKIe9mM/s320/14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326334999269563794" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SerxpelqM8I/AAAAAAAAAG0/N5SVc2qQqpY/s1600-h/15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SerxpelqM8I/AAAAAAAAAG0/N5SVc2qQqpY/s320/15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326335204206982082" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SeryAPhuYSI/AAAAAAAAAHE/53hoSo59Kc4/s1600-h/17.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SeryAPhuYSI/AAAAAAAAAHE/53hoSo59Kc4/s320/17.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326335595300938018" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Serx0wEuqWI/AAAAAAAAAG8/UPp3cIxDNtI/s1600-h/16.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Serx0wEuqWI/AAAAAAAAAG8/UPp3cIxDNtI/s320/16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326335397879261538" border="0" /></a><br />nhh gbr lpas kawad sume dhh tak btol...haha<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SerzdxanIQI/AAAAAAAAAHM/S78q3gSIVPg/s1600-h/180409%282%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SerzdxanIQI/AAAAAAAAAHM/S78q3gSIVPg/s320/180409%282%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326337202125742338" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Serz2HxstzI/AAAAAAAAAHU/OjET_7UILOs/s1600-h/180409.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Serz2HxstzI/AAAAAAAAAHU/OjET_7UILOs/s320/180409.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326337620445017906" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Ser0DtrsgrI/AAAAAAAAAHc/nhzSQJrprLM/s1600-h/11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Ser0DtrsgrI/AAAAAAAAAHc/nhzSQJrprLM/s320/11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326337853958685362" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Ser0dbQa3XI/AAAAAAAAAHs/gkUR_TDTnKc/s1600-h/18.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Ser0dbQa3XI/AAAAAAAAAHs/gkUR_TDTnKc/s320/18.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326338295689043314" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Ser0SVjiK9I/AAAAAAAAAHk/zxRqWqTaL0U/s1600-h/12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Ser0SVjiK9I/AAAAAAAAAHk/zxRqWqTaL0U/s320/12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326338105180040146" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-1639014844779112280?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-72097461608001370782009-03-16T13:30:00.007+08:002009-06-09T00:23:31.663+08:00sedih mmg larrr sedih jgak sbb tak mng kawat skola.....tp kitorang happy gak arr sbb kitorang dpt gak 1 piala....<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">ketua platun terbaik</span>....mase time nak start kawat tuhhh mmg larr cuak giler tak terckp larr....<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Sb3nqFUUhdI/AAAAAAAAAFM/y8RHKlyM5MM/s1600-h/krs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 297px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Sb3nqFUUhdI/AAAAAAAAAFM/y8RHKlyM5MM/s400/krs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313657845534983634" border="0" /></a>nihh haa gbr time dah abis kawat sume muke hapy jerr....<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Sb3oRQ8BmnI/AAAAAAAAAFU/odv-26hAX8Q/s1600-h/krs2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Sb3oRQ8BmnI/AAAAAAAAAFU/odv-26hAX8Q/s400/krs2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313658518669204082" border="0" /></a>time nihh masih happy lg....<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Sb3o6eQ2DcI/AAAAAAAAAFc/LJa7urzqrPA/s1600-h/krs3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/Sb3o6eQ2DcI/AAAAAAAAAFc/LJa7urzqrPA/s400/krs3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313659226620825026" border="0" /></a>mase nihh kitorang dah dkat stor dah nak balik...muke sume penat jerr.....<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Ape2 pon tggu larr time daerah nnt kitorang bwk balek piala....cikgu jgn terkejut....haha....<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-7209746160800137078?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-82916612832970132572009-02-09T00:29:00.005+08:002009-02-09T01:02:20.346+08:00tgk larr gbr2 nihh <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">background baik punyer</span>......kwn penulis mengambil gbr penulis dgn member2 lain...semasa perjalanan balik main futsal....bakground dier pergh lawa giler tuhhh...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SY8O5G0YzwI/AAAAAAAAAE8/GMEbhDFjMAg/s1600-h/DSC01200.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SY8O5G0YzwI/AAAAAAAAAE8/GMEbhDFjMAg/s400/DSC01200.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300471660684037890" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SY8Pk1DaaoI/AAAAAAAAAFE/bLYF5NCHBAA/s1600-h/DSC01202.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SY8Pk1DaaoI/AAAAAAAAAFE/bLYF5NCHBAA/s400/DSC01202.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300472411829463682" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-8291661283297013257?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-63544411923202794462009-01-25T03:13:00.006+08:002009-01-25T04:33:51.045+08:00<a style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SXttO6f2zHI/AAAAAAAAAE0/RMiTf5A5uqo/s1600-h/promopage04_01.jpg">penulis tak tahu menahu tentang...member penulis msuk competition....masa dier dah dp</a><a style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SXttO6f2zHI/AAAAAAAAAE0/RMiTf5A5uqo/s1600-h/promopage04_01.jpg">at msuk baru tahu.....dier msuk competiton</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SXttO6f2zHI/AAAAAAAAAE0/RMiTf5A5uqo/s1600-h/promopage04_01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 345px; height: 210px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SXttO6f2zHI/AAAAAAAAAE0/RMiTf5A5uqo/s400/promopage04_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294945889892617330" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />tak mnyanka band dier boleh sampai kerrr <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">final</span> dan <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">menang</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">plak</span> tuhhh....penulis pun first time dgr dier nyanyi....boleh tahan gak arr suara dier....ni haaa video nyer waktu final<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">NAMA BAND DIER</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MODREAD</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tcVp1MCAps"><object width="311" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-8f34033590720afc" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D8f34033590720afc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331431801%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3BC05E214B1FAB8EBFD4ADE9CC053AD688EEB9B2.48A352F2C1BEDF0CC8387007B35942C2BE3A1769%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D8f34033590720afc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DhcfJie9oKDW20grZXcG-llUqikU&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="311" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v21.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D8f34033590720afc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331431801%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3BC05E214B1FAB8EBFD4ADE9CC053AD688EEB9B2.48A352F2C1BEDF0CC8387007B35942C2BE3A1769%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D8f34033590720afc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DhcfJie9oKDW20grZXcG-llUqikU&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-6354441192320279446?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-38944895306695783562008-12-30T01:08:00.009+08:002008-12-30T01:35:28.502+08:00nihh larrr time2 best....jom tgk pic nihh...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SVkGTX1myjI/AAAAAAAAAEE/yaub0BYLgJY/s1600-h/KYE_0130.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SVkGTX1myjI/AAAAAAAAAEE/yaub0BYLgJY/s400/KYE_0130.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285262567582124594" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SVkIN8xyGFI/AAAAAAAAAEU/LtCZ3aA9yeM/s1600-h/KYE_0138.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SVkIN8xyGFI/AAAAAAAAAEU/LtCZ3aA9yeM/s400/KYE_0138.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285264673442240594" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SVkJHRR9DyI/AAAAAAAAAEc/uYD6AwIE1HI/s1600-h/KYE_0123.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SVkJHRR9DyI/AAAAAAAAAEc/uYD6AwIE1HI/s400/KYE_0123.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285265658198429474" border="0" /></a><br />sodap neyrrr ayam tuhh....hehe...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SVkKAYwjyDI/AAAAAAAAAEk/XEHvcDbCKm8/s1600-h/KYE_0168.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SVkKAYwjyDI/AAAAAAAAAEk/XEHvcDbCKm8/s400/KYE_0168.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285266639458388018" border="0" /></a><br />time balek........sempat amik gbr kat kolam ikan bapak aq.....hehe<br />2 gbr kat atas tuhh gbr aq ngan abg aq...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-3894489530669578356?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-42915727560544591152008-12-24T04:49:00.002+08:002009-06-08T02:56:02.708+08:00<p>“Sebenarnye cara menjawab tepon yang kite amalkan adelah salah… dan kebanyakannye sama..terpikir kah anda untuk menjawab dengan jawapan yang betul. Jadi disini kite akan cube untuk menukarkan jawapannye (tak le korang boring sangat kalu jadi operator).</p> <p>1. Soalan: haloo, may i speak to bedah please?<br />Jawapan: maap.sini bukan balai polis.</p> <p>2. Soalan: haloo, siapa disana?<br />Jawapan: ntah. saya kat sini,mane le saya tau sape kat sane..</p> <p>3. Soalan: haloo, boleh saya bercakap ngan bapak awak?<br />Jawapan: nak cakap cakap je ler. buat ape tanye saya.</p> <p>4. Soalan: haloo, boleh sambungkan ke nombor 323?<br />Jawapan: maap cik,nombor tak boleh disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.</p> <p>5. Soalan: haloo, mak ade rumah?<br />Jawapan: mak takde rumah.bapak ade pasal rumah ni bapak yang beli.</p> <p>6. Soalan: haloo timah, buat ape tu?<br />Jawapan: kan ke saya tengah bercakap ngan awak kat tepon ni..</p> <p>7. Soalan: boleh saya bercakap ngan siti?<br />Jawapan: maap.nombor yang anda dail tidak mahu memberikan<br />perkhidmatannye… time kacih.</p> <p>8. Soalan: haloo, tolong panggilkan samad. saya nak bercakap dengannye.<br />Jawapan: sila panggil sendiri.saya sibuk.maap</p> <p>9. Soalan: halloo……<br />Jawapan: haloo. pusat sakit mental disini. anda ingin mendaftar?<br /><span id="more-395"></span><br />10. Soalan: haloo, saya nak tumpang bertanya…<br />Jawapan: maap. ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.</p> <p>11. Soalan: haloo, betul ke ini nombor 3234412?<br />Jawapan: sila dail sekali lagi. kalau saya masih menjawab betul le<br />tu.</p> <p>12. Soalan: assalammualaikum…<br />Jawapan: waalaikummussalam..(tupp!..terus letak tepon.salam kite<br />wajib jawab)</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-4291572756054459115?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-42490033908209365332008-12-12T01:46:00.002+08:002009-06-08T02:53:01.567+08:00Bengang dengan roommate? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback time...<br /><br />1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik &amp; terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda &amp; pegi tidor.<br /><br />2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia "Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"<br /><br />3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?" dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.<br /><br />4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak... dah merebak!"<br /><br />5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap &amp; tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi" sambil keluar &amp; menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.<br /><br />6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata "Tak lama lagi...tak lama lagi..."<br /><br />7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"<br /><br />8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat "Horee...!". bukak lampu semula.<br /><br />9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, kau rupanya..."<br /><br />10. Kata kat roommate "Ada pesanan penting untuk kau". Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu pengsan balik.<br /><br />11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.<br /><br />12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.<br /><br />13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.<br /><br />14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.<br /><br />15. Duduk &amp; renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang &amp; popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.<br /><br />16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.<br /><br />17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.<br /><br />18. Pegang &amp; gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata "Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik rebonding...". Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.<br /><br />19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2.<br />bile rumet jage pakat2 buat mcm x nmpk apa2.<br /><br />20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.<br /><br />hehe..try lah...<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-0161410389033707"; google_ad_width = 336; google_ad_height = 280; google_ad_format = "336x280_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_alternate_ad_url = "http://www.lawakjenaka.com/alternate.php"; google_ad_channel =""; google_color_border = "FAFAFA"; google_color_bg = "FAFAFA"; google_color_link = "006699"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "000000"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><script>window.google_render_ad();</script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-4249003390820936533?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-4778209885379751222008-12-12T01:46:00.001+08:002008-12-12T01:47:56.572+08:00Bengang dengan roommate? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback time...<br /><br />1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik &amp; terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda &amp; pegi tidor.<br /><br />2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia "Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"<br /><br />3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?" dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.<br /><br />4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak... dah merebak!"<br /><br />5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap &amp; tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi" sambil keluar &amp; menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.<br /><br />6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata "Tak lama lagi...tak lama lagi..."<br /><br />7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"<br /><br />8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat "Horee...!". bukak lampu semula.<br /><br />9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, kau rupanya..."<br /><br />10. Kata kat roommate "Ada pesanan penting untuk kau". Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu pengsan balik.<br /><br />11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.<br /><br />12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.<br /><br />13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.<br /><br />14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.<br /><br />15. Duduk &amp; renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang &amp; popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.<br /><br />16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.<br /><br />17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.<br /><br />18. Pegang &amp; gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata "Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik rebonding...". Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.<br /><br />19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2.<br />bile rumet jage pakat2 buat mcm x nmpk apa2.<br /><br />20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.<br /><br />hehe..try lah...<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-0161410389033707"; google_ad_width = 336; google_ad_height = 280; google_ad_format = "336x280_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_alternate_ad_url = "http://www.lawakjenaka.com/alternate.php"; google_ad_channel =""; google_color_border = "FAFAFA"; google_color_bg = "FAFAFA"; google_color_link = "006699"; google_color_text = "000000"; google_color_url = "000000"; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script><script>window.google_render_ad();</script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-477820988537975122?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-36485392760815193612008-12-12T01:42:00.002+08:002008-12-12T01:42:36.538+08:00<p style="margin: 4px;" class="ArticleText"> 01. Yang pemarah - KEIJI CACIMAKI </p><p>02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI</p> <p>05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO</p> <p>06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI</p> <p>07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARASUKAMURA</p> <p>03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA</p> <p>04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHI KASIBANYA</p> <p>08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI</p> <p>09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI</p> <p>10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA</p> <p>11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADAMOKA</p> <p>12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI</p> <p>13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-3648539276081519361?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-79146976761169098022008-12-12T01:38:00.002+08:002008-12-12T01:39:14.789+08:00<strong>"Lepas basuh pinggan, ikut Abah pergi masjid," kata Abah separuh<br />memerintah.<br /><br />Aku memandang kepada Emak. Emak angguk sahaja. Maksudnya emak mahu aku ikut<br />Abah solat subuh ke masjid. Jangan melawan.<br /><br />Nampaknya, aku kena batalkan niat untuk sambung tarik gebar selepas kenyang<br />bersahur.<br /><br />Aku bonceng di belakang. Kami tidak pakai helmet. Kopiah sahaja.<br /><br />Ganjil. Dalam cahaya suram menjelang subuh, aku lihat kubah masjid berada<br />di tanah. Bukan di bumbung masjid. Ajaib.<br /><br />Abah macam tidak nampak keganjilan itu. Aku cuit bahu dia dan tunjukkan ke<br />arah kubah yang berada di tanah. Mungkin kubah itu tengah sujud fikir aku.<br /><br />"Kenapa?" tanya Abah.<br /><br />"Lailatuqadar," kata aku dengan jari masih menunjuk kepada kubah.<br /><br />"Kepala otak engkau. Berapa lama engkau tak ke masjid?"<br /><br />Tidak pasal-pasal aku kena marah. Rosak pengalaman suci aku ini.<br /><br />"Diorang tengah renovate masjid la. Bumbung masjid bocor.. pasal tu kubah<br />tu dorg angkat letak kat tanah..Bodoh," sambung Abah sambil marah2 lagi. Huhuhu</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-7914697676116909802?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-36959598403299734922008-12-12T00:52:00.004+08:002008-12-12T00:55:35.329+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SUFFu2t8hkI/AAAAAAAAACs/HXaJoA3isIM/s1600-h/dilemamonyetxn7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mgBQdcZF2uU/SUFFu2t8hkI/AAAAAAAAACs/HXaJoA3isIM/s400/dilemamonyetxn7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278576909519455810" border="0" /></a><br />ape korang igt manusia jerr ader dilema........monyet pon ader jgak.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' 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zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-4301531498896151972008-11-16T17:50:00.002+08:002008-11-16T17:52:22.977+08:00sesape yg nak citer baru atau nak download bleh buat di sini.....bleh juga membuat permintaa...untuk movie atau pun tv series......trima kasih...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6767493685485452529-430153149889615197?l=zhafridanmelawati.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kayrol zafryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16471425817642255739noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6767493685485452529.post-46857261877197856952008-11-15T02:00:00.003+08:002008-11-15T02:14:19.946+08:00while sit in the bus waiting to reach the place i want to go...i and my fren do a video in the bus...i just record what my fren is doing my 3 fren start to dance in the bus and we play a ong through a handphone than the people in the bus start 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